Wonkette

For a moment there, I thought Mercedes-Benz had a new spokesman.

Yeah, it's pretty scary. As soon as it started talking, you can hear the unnerving music in the background. Please don't hurt me Walnuts.

McCain:
Helmut Newton would have been proud.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/3829601395/ref=dp_...

Looks eerily like the previews I've seen for "The Good German." Also, I thought the "Informing You" said Informing ON You at first.

WebSite Background Music:

'The Empire's Theme' from Star Wars.

The Sith Lord's apprentice unveiled. Beware the Sith.

www.explorehuckabee.com also relaunched today. In soft blues.

catmybunny has rendered what the McCain website might look like in a universe far far away

http://catmybunny.com/

allgemeine-ss.css, nice touch...

Well, he avoided using blood red, at least. He's reserved THAT color for the streets of Bagdad.

Like I said on Clemons' site, you can gift wrap a box of dog shit, but that doesn't get rid of the smell. Unfortunately, the message on McCain's site is as grey as its background.

Heres a site with a red, white, and blue message.....

http://kucinich.us/

I like how you cannot see his iris's, adds a nice satanic touch.

I love the "Reagan Tribute"...not pandering, nope, not pandering at all...

Are you kidding me? Is that a Kucinich supporter taking Dennis seriously? On this site, where no politician gets taken seriously, he's seriously promoting Dennis? Odd.

Wanker.

The Stars and Bars in black and white? The terrorists have won

"Are you kidding me? Is that a Kucinich supporter taking Dennis seriously? On this site, where no politician gets taken seriously, he's seriously promoting Dennis? Odd."

Yes, odd indeed. I musta been on acid or somethin', but I can't remember. Who's Kucinich?

Whenever Walnuts is away from cameras, he wears black gloves, a monocle, and sometimes a cape.

I hope he wins the Republican nomination. Even my dog could beat this clown!

John McCain has joined the Oakland Raiders.

eat:

You got the monocle right, but left out the top hat, spats, waistcoat & umbrella.

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