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Seal up the room with plastic and duct tape - with them inside.

2 pathetic losers. Maybe Vil sack will referee and will have a trifecta!

Ye gods! I need a drink just thinking about it.

I thought there was a newer, more fascist-looking logo for nuclear fallout stuff?

Will they provide Spanish translations of Gingrich for the debate?

Aaaaaaaaaaand in this corner, the sumo kabuki dance demon, weighing in at 378lbs, Doctor of-nothing-in-particular, Newtman Gingrich! Carefull ladies; rumor has it that he will soon be available again… again.

Sound of Crickets chirping.

Aaaaaaaaaaand this corner, the wind surfer with the most expensive shorts on the east coast, weighing in at 99.9lbs, the senator with nothing left to loose (really nothing), Joooohn Kerry!

Sound of crickets dying of boredom.

Are you ready to rummmmmmmble?

... Tuesday, April 12 at 10 a.m. ....???

Hey, Wonkette, what's the deal here? You've got the wrong damned date, or is it day? I realize in all the excitement about the debate there could be some errors made, but you should have paid a wee bit more attention to detail with something this important!

Global Warming is destroying the world and the conservatives are forcing people to debate this. That should add to the sickness that people are feeling.

I guess Al G. was busy explaining the nuances of the lockbox system and couldn't make it. Must be, because we know he's already fallen off the "Hanging around Capitol Hill" wagon.

Q: who are two men who have never married for love.