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Still draws better than McCain.

At least five of those people are not there to see Brownback, they simply arrived early for the Tancredo speech.

You guys got it wrong. The 9 people are speaking. Brownback came to hear them.

Maybe the crowd looks so thin because everyone was taking a restroom break.
You can't hear foot tapping in a still photograph, you know.

Actually, Tucker's gonna be making a speech in that room in a couple of hours. Sam's just picking up some extra money as the lighting dummy for setup.

I love the people in the corners. Don't want to show too much enthusiasm. Any guesses as to how many are the Senator's staffers?

I think that's St. Anselm himself in the shorts and white polo shirt on the right.

Where are the snowflake babies? Ingrates!

@peace with honor: my thought exactly. If only all those libertarians in new hampshire hadn't aborted their babies, that stadium would be full!!

Guy on the right looks like he's waiting for them to clear away the chairs and shit so he can shoot some hoops.

Quit hating on Brokeback! 6 people forget to wear their empty-seat suits. So what!

Are there enough adult males in the audience for a minion? Time for Prayers for the Dead.

To be fair, that's almost three times the usual turnout at the New Hampshire Institute of Politics.

Brownback Fever Wipes Out NH

I didn't know anal herpes could be fatal!

What I wanna know is, WTF is up that that comet right next to Sam's head?

[Also, notice Sam's taking a very narrow stance at the lectern. Lesson learned.]

@DangerousLiberal: That's not a comet, it's an empty thought balloon.

Right here - my 'awwwww' for Brownback - is why we libtards don't win elections.

I think the guys in the audience were under the impression that aluminum bathroom dividers would be provided by the candidate.

I think everyone got lost

everyone is wearing their invisibility cloaks, you muggles just don't realize it

Wow. I almost went to that, but then I thought, "Brownback? Screw that." Now I'm pissed.

I could've asked like six consecutive questions about whether God gets angry when boy dolphins make homosexual advances on boy scuba divers.

"All Champagne is sparkling, though not all that sparkles is Champagne". Q; How did you guys 'get' Bush & the Cartel/Cabal. A; "If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got".

This guy looked horrendous at the last debate. Frazzled hair, squinty oblivious eyes, he looked practically stoned.

Can we please end the drug war so MORE candidates feel free to show up baked? Don't you think a little ganja would loosen up that Romney cat and make him look a little less of a tool?

Brownback fever? Better than brown-nose fever, which seems to be REALLY common in politics.