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Back when he was “Jeff Gannon” and only the Bush Administration senior officials who let him stay overnight at the White House knew he was a gay prostitute, mysterious GOP agent James Guckert was also playing a subtle blatant role in the smear campaign against Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame.
Nobody read “Talon News” — the propaganda website that supposedly employed Gannon/Guckert as a White House correspondent — so Gannon/Guckert’s anti-Wilson articles hardly influenced anyone. Fox News and Bob Novak could reach millions of people with that same White House marketing! Where Gannon/Guckert proved useful was, as always, in the televised press briefings with Scott McClellan and even Bush himself.
Come see the creepy evidence, after the jump.
It might seem weird that a senior administration official or perhaps the president himself would keep a gay prostitute at the White House for gay sex and use that same gay prostitute in a “day job” role, as well.
But many presidents and their senior administration officials have kept various sex workers in the White House — Bush 41 had a whole child-prostitution ring running out of the White House. And many presidents have routinely had sex with staffers: (Clinton and Lewinsky, FDR and Lucy Page Mercer, etc.
This White House just added a San Francisco twist to an old tradition. Anyway, here’s a short collection of Gannon/Guckert’s 2003 propaganda actions against Wilson & Plame:
- “Has the White House asked George Tenet or anyone else at the CIA why they would send a partisan like Ambassador Wilson on this mission?”
- “He’s proven himself to be partisan, and does that cast doubt on the report that he filed in this matter?”
- “Last Friday the Senate Intelligence Committee released a report that shows that Ambassador Joe Wilson lied when he said his wife didn’t put him up for the mission to Niger.”
- “Doesn’t Joe Wilson owe the president and America an apology for his deception and his own intelligence failure?”
‘Jeff Gannon’s’ White House-Friendly Attacks on Joe Wilson [Brad Blog]
Comments
Nobody pieced it all together when they realized the name of his rag was "Talon News?" "TALON NEWS?" That has got to be the gay-porniest name for a periodical EVAR.
So true! You can't have a bona fide trial without Gannon. Somebody ought to head on over to his apartment and whip out some subpoenas and just thrust those subpoenas right in his hands. I'm visualizing a whole briefcase full of subpoenas, and Gannon's holding subpoenas in his hands. I'm seeing so many subpoenas that Gannon runs out of places to put them and ends up with a couple of fat, thick subpoenas right in his mouth! And who knows where he'll put the other subpoenas. Yeah, Gannon needs subpoenas... a whole bunch of subpoenas. And maybe some cock, too.
With news-gathering skills like that, you really have to wonder: Why doesn't Jeff Gannon have a show on Headline News yet? He's at least as credible at Glenn Beck.
Ew, it's gross that you're giving him any attention, but I have enjoyed occasionally catching up on Jeff's slow decline into total obscurity.
The GOP is so gay.
Did you have to put this up after lunch? Gawd. I wouldn't even hate-fuck that pasty bastard.
just when i began to feel an empty space in my soul, you guys present me with the memory of gannon's/guckert's homosexual romps in the white house.
void filled. thanks.
Jeezis I hope someone has steam cleaned every fucking inch of the White House;there must be smegma all over every inch of that place.
I had some comment about smegma and Jeff Gannon and the White House and all, but I can't seem to get this damn thing to post! Can I have been banned at last?
Oh, now it is working. Never mind.
Stop chewing that damned cuticle, Jeffy. You're started to look Nervous in the Service. Wouldn't want to end up with a Section 8, would-ja? A Republic caucus, maybe, but a not a section!
Hey, cut the guy some slack. After all, what other newsman do you know with a 13" press credential?
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