Jean Schmidt’s Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500
As a public service to our readers in Ohio, if your funds are a little low at the moment, you might want to lend a hand to Jennifer Black, better known as Congressthing Jean Schmidt’s evil twin. And it’s easy! All you have to do is find those meanies who keep defacing and/or destroying the pro-life signs on the grounds of the no-doubt ultraswanky Schmidt family farm. Heck, that doesn’t sound very hard: a couple of nights hiding in a field with a shotgun for five franklins? It’s like shooting cultural warrior fish in a barrel. And the opportunity to stand that close to Jean Schmidt’s shared gene pool? Heck, we’d do that for free.
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Previously: “Jennifer Black”? Seriously? Why Not “Scarlett Evil” Or Something?
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wait...there are TWO of those things?
Godd*amn ohio, what did we ever do to you?
by Destardi on 07/11/06 05:03 AM
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