We Don’t Know About “Worse,” but ‘Monster-in-Law’ Certainly Didn’t Help Matters

Tonight, the Independent Women’s Forum presents National Review editor Kate O’Bierne, reading from her smash hit Women Who Make the World Worse. We’re terribly excited:

alex: “Meet hot anti-feminist chicks TONIGHT”
alex: i can’t see that promotional poster very clearly — who is the woman in the bottom left supposed to be? Ruth Ginsburg? david: Yeah, totally!
david: And Hillary
alex: actually, i can’t tell who any of them are besides Hillary. is that Sarah Jessica Parker on the right? She’s making the world worse, but not for the reasons Kate O’Bierne says
alex: Oh, Jane Fonda!
david: Not sure about the other two — I thought that was SJP, but was like, huh? Maybe Streisand?
david: Oh, yeah, Fonda and Streisand.
david: But it looks more like Sarah Jessica!
david: Maybe it is SJP? Shirt says “Carrie”?
alex: This is why we need to go to this reading.
david: Alas, we have more fancy affairs to attend! But perhaps some of our readers might be interested.
alex: i think i’d like the poster more if it was Streisand. It’d be so retro! “Women who made the world worse 25 years ago”
david: Ah, but she’s still doing her evil today — all those liberal events she goes to, all those charities she supports. And let’s not forget “Meet the Fockers.”
alex: i think she has a new album with Barry Gibb too. she’s totally doing way more damage than Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Also note the IMF’s proper implementation of our favorite new web design trend, first spotted on Scooter Libby’s home page: Header blurbs from the Cheney family! Your Web 2.0 start-up isn’t complete without one!

(Mary — call us)

IWF Presents Kate O’Beirne [IWF]

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Gossip Roundup: Clinton’s 15 Pounds of Sweets

• Under the Dome: Humane Society says lobbyists use cockfighting to raise money… Bork is against television coverage of confirmation hearings… Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) will honor journalists who advanced civil rights; Dan Rather, John Siegenthaler will attend. [The Hill]
• Inside Politics: Fonda cancels bus tour to avoid overshadowing Sheehan. [WT]
• Inside the Beltway: Pierce Brosnan on Bush: “This man called President Bush has a lot to answer for. I don’t know if this man is really taking care of America.”… Carville, Matalin sponsor Katrina-benefit run/walk. [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: Magic Johnson, Don Cheadle, Jay-Z criticize Bush’s handling of Katrina. [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Clinton buys 15 pounds of candy. [NYDN]
• The Scoop: Michael Moore is reportedly “seriously considering” making a film about government’s response to Katrina. [MSNBC]

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Gossip Roundup: W.’s Think Tank

• Washington Whispers: George W. envisions a “Bush Institute” policy group and a library-museum that features an IMAX theater… John Thune could lead the GOP Senatorial Committee or be tapped as vice presidential candidate… Judith Miller’s hand is tired from responding to letters… The Washington Times may sponsor the Pentagon’s Freedom Walk… Margaret Spellings is addicted to Sudoku. [USN&WR]
• Page Six: Barbara Bush —the white-haired one— was spotted “guzzling numerous vodka sodas at East Side Company Bar with a gal pal.” [NYP]
• Inside Politics: John McCain distinguishes Vietnam from Iraq… British politician George Galloway will join Jane Fonda’s anti-war bus tour. [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: John Roberts talked golf over grilled halibut with three other men in a private section of McCormick & Schmick in Bethesda… Bill O’Reilly compares the director of “Outfoxed” to Islamic suicide bombers and Third Reich fanatics; filmmaker wants real debate, Fox News wants his “extinction.” [NYDN]

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