“The Interns Were Enthusiastic and Attentive”
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We can’t add anything to the snicker-worthiness of this particular item:
Today, Congressman Kingston organized an “Intern-Only” event in a room in the Capitol. The room was overflowing this morning with about 75 eager interns waiting to “Better Know” some Republican Members of Congress.
Jesus, watch where you put those scare-quotes, Jack! This is the creepiest thing we’ve posted today, and you saw that Ned Lamont ad, right?
“Better Know a Republican” Event a Huge Success [Jack Kingston]
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I was gonna go with "Future Douchebags of America" there but Skip beat me to the punch.
by TallyHo on 06/27/06 08:47 PM
HAHAHAHAH the guy in the red tie use to be the kennesaw state university student government presidents... what was his name...Steve something. Anyways KSU is 98% WHITE. Hilarious place. Everybody drives a beamer and they've all got guns. You betcha.
by fallingdownthehill on 06/27/06 09:06 PM
Evidence of Republican-ness: dude on the front row on the far right. You got it; he's watching us as we watch him.
And fallingdownthehill, I'm from Marietta, Ga., right outside KSU, and by God, you're right. It's that and a bunch of girls who think Can't Hardly Wait is a documentary.
by thomas on 06/28/06 12:49 AM
This is when I could actually get lunch in the Dirksen cafeteria without 800 fucktards walking around with sunglasses on their heads trying to figure out what delicious shit they want to eat today. Christ. Just get a fucking sandwich and move, asshole.
by Boomdog on 06/28/06 01:32 AM
I dunno. I think the kid in the lower right corner has cleverly disguised his hip-flask as a handi-cam.
Hey...enough with the mocking...they're our future damn it!
(Reminder to self: spend life savings now.)
by AfghanVet on 06/28/06 02:17 PM
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