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Christopher Walken running for president: Finally, an inaugural ball first dance worth watching. Also: More cow bell!
Jeanine Pirro's mob connections: When was she considered a challenger again?
WH hires female chef: We don't see this as a triumph for women so much as a triumph for reporters who have nothing to write about.
Bush takes reporters mountain biking, institutes "may not pass the President" rule: It's how he gets through cabinet meetings, too.
"Wolfeboro just might be the next Summer White House": See, here's the horse, then comes the cart.
C-SPAN does podcasts: Our workouts will never be the same.
Delta's DC-NYC-Boston shuttle institutes first class seating: So much for ever talking to Walter Isaacson again.
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• Plame probe: "Started during the Cleveland administration, right?"
• Bolton recess appointment to the U.N.: "I liked Trump's renovation plan better."
• Gore's new television channel: "Wake me when it starts showing 'Law & Order' re-runs."
• Texas schools teaching a course on the Bible: "They can read in Texas?"
• The Dems getting a look at John Roberts' Justice Department docs: "If only he liked porn more."
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