Remainders: Don’t Quit Your Day Job

• Jack Kingston tries to beat Stephen Colbert at his own game: the game of murdering kittens. [Muckraked]

• Fran Drescher announces she wants to run for Congress. Freshly arrived RNC interns are forced to spend hours coming up with various word plays on “the nanny state.” [City Rag]

• If she knew the difference between being blind and being gay, she wouldn’t be a local newscaster. [Things That Make You Go “Hmm”]

• Oh, if only it were as easy as buying something off eBay. [eBay]

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Remainders: We’re All Bitches to the Bracket Edition

• Because it’s never too soon to talk about how having gays at the Easter Egg Roll will destroy the foundations of the nation. [GotDetroit?]
• To everyone who’s ever felt like the review of Def Leppard’s Hysteria that they wrote for their High School Newspaper was substandard, gaze on the writing of George Clooney, and take heart. [HuffPo]
• The Promise Keepers are apparently amassing an air force. [The Toilet Paper Blog]
• Who the fuck are we kidding. We know that you are all talking about something else today. [Deadspin]

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