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Are they going to feel like the retards they are when Obama gets the nomination? Or do they have another movie waiting in the wings called "Barack Obama: American Ayatollah" just in case?

She got Toto in that basket?

@Serolf Divad: I think they have one ready for all of them. The movie for Biden is called "Medicore Member of the Hair Club for Men."

I doubt if Hillary cares about being demonized for the umpteenth time by the usual crew of right-wing douchbags. Bush's administration is made up of actual demons and he still got elected.

@Serolf Divad: Barack Obama's Scarface Moment: He puts his face down in a pile of Bolivian and fires a grenade launcher across the living room.

I hear it's basically "Requiem for a Dream," with Hillary's face badly spliced over Jennifer Connelly's.

@Lyndon-La-Douche: I'm hoping for Cadbury Creme Eggs.

@Gnaeus: Wow -- there go all my happy Jennifer Connelly fantasies forever...

Kathleen Wiley's Target not making Sears bill payments? Good luck with this gig, right winger.

But officer, I thought the police officer was a prostitute.

@Lyndon-La-Douche: @Cranky Little Camperette: She's showing us how we're getting to hell. All aboard!

Swift Boat! Swift Boat! Nyah-nyah!

TGY, Das Boot

That jacket. It looks like recycled silk wall covering from a CHINESE EMBASSY!

@Gnaeus: Or Black Magic assorted chocolates. A favorite with Brit housewives everywhere.

Hillary finally appears to have come up with a winning platform: "And once the guillotine humanely separates the heads of the former administration members from their bodies, they'll land in this!"

Bonus points for proposing to then auction everything off on Ebay.

"...travel office scandal..." wow. Really takes you back. Wasn't that when you used gopher to search the tubes? Anyway, that was before the Torture President and his Komical gang of misfits destroyed the country.

I just hope this movie talks about Hillary's secret island of lesbian love slaves. God, I want to hear about Hillary's secret island of lesbian love slaves.

To see actual footage of Hillary's Lesbian Island, watch the first 10 minutes of FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

I've found that the real-life lesbians don't really match up with the ones in my imagination and downloads. I'll stick with those.

So Michael Moore gets a pass for doing this shit because he has better ticket sales?

@Crime_Pays: No, he gets a pass because we're not Free Republic. Personally, I can't wait for his Guiliani movie "Celsius 911."

@weazel: There is a family near Salzburg that needs a governess until September...

Wasn't the Travel Office scandal one of those scandals that didn't involved torturing people, lying us into a war, politicising the Justice department, absolute disregard for the Constitution, or at least good old fashion boy-fucking? Seems so quaint and peaceful.

@Serolf Divad:

No, but they will make up adds for it, and the full title is Barack Obama: Coked-Out American Ayatollah of Love.

@Gnaeus:

These are Republicans, so I'm pretty sure it is actually "Secretary" with Hillary's face transposed upon James Spader.

Travelgate was something nobody cared about the 1st time. Really, my dear frothing at the mouth right wing nutcases, you will have to do better than that.