From the “About Me” section:

“I was born an American
by Gods Amazing Grace.
Lets bomb some people”

Also, this charming bit of wall art:

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FREE DUKE!
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And don’t miss his photo albums, featuring an eviscerated deer carcass with the hilariously pithy caption, “Yummy!” A love of animals is clearly shared by the entire Frist family.

How well do you think Bryan and Harrison get along?

(we’re working on screenshots — any Princetonians wanna help us out?)

• Heard on the Hill: Fitness instructor was “horrified” to find out that the Bush twins were in his spin class after he made jokes about the president and distributed a DVD of “Bushisms”… Tennessee House candidate Joe Ford Jr. uses MySpace instead of an official campaign site. [Roll Call]
• Reliable Source: Drew Lachey and Steve Case are also attending the Correspondents’ Association Dinner… Euan Blair has a late, antic-filled night… Birthday party for WRC anchor Wendy Rieger is nearly ruined by the Cheneys and the Rumsfelds. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Reps. Grace Napolitano (D-Calif.) and Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga.) are the only House members who did not sponsor a single bill during this session… Princeton students Lauren Bush, presidential niece, and Harrison Frist, son of the senator, helped to select Bill Clinton as commencement speaker. [The Hill]
• Inside the Beltway: Politicians announce their commencement speech plans… Sandra Day O’Connor: “I was disappointed to see the percentage of women on the court drop by 50 percent.” [WT]
• Rush & Molloy: Mick Jagger won’t give up his hotel suite in Vienna for Bush… Bill Clinton, in Las Vegas, “enjoying Grey Goose, sea bass and apple pie.” [NYDN]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Laura Bush holds White House screening of “Akeelah and the Bee.” [NYDN]

We know two college students who are so waiting a bit longer for their next check from home:

Former President Bill Clinton will deliver the Class Day address on June 5, Class of 2006 president Chris Lloyd ‘06 announced Monday afternoon.

When presented with the chance to have Clinton speak, the three Class Day chairs — seniors Harrison Frist, Lauren Bush and Shaun Callaghan — decided to capitalize on the opportunity. [Emphsis ours]

What, was Michael Moore busy that day? What about FIDEL CASTRO, huh? Price wasn’t right?

Seriously, though, we think Lauren’s gonna hear from her brother Pierce after this, knawhawe’resayin’?

Bill Clinton to Speak at Class Day [Daily Princetonian via Kollege Daily]