Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Henry Rollins was going to come back, but then he didn’t. Dodged a bullet there, DC… Someone broke into Madeleine Albright’s car, took some quarters. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Some conservatives are apparently going to launch a “funny” “comedy” show… Robin Givens supports Obama. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: John Cornyn and Ted Kennedy introduce a bill to have tobacco regulated by the FDA — Obama co-sponsors. [Politico]