Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: The Department of Homeland Security and the House Homeland Security Committee duke it out over cheese…Hillary Clinton hands Norman Hsu’s money over to Howard Dean. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Sometime soon, you may finally be able to get those reservations at (Google’s) Minibar. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: DC roads to become a lot less safe as Kiefer Sutherland comes to town to shoot 24…Children threatening to boycott political photo-ops…Margaret Hoover talks what women want in the bedroom…From now on, Sen. Larry Craig makes his connections in Denver. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Are Bush and Cheney just giving the apocalypse a leg up?…Josh Bolten reminds us that “Surrender is Not an Option”…Shirts and votes are on an equal exchange rate…Hillary Clinton is every woman, getting giddy over Chanel and Grey’s Anatomy. [Politico]