Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Laura Bush hikes for holiday inspiration…Joe Biden makes some sort of statement about Bryn Mawr College, sociology and attractive women. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: An eco-friendly White House Christmas means less of everything, except asparagus…Ann Coulter has her eyes on a new gig: White House press secretary…Avenue Q scores big with K Street…Think twice before putting a microphone in front of Richard Haass…Bill Clinton on the records. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Congressman Bart Stupak gives the people what they want: televised football…Clarence Thomas tells his colleagues to “shut up,” literally. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Jane Harman wants nothing to do with the kid eating corn. [WP]