Wonkette

* Yeas and Nays: Conservatives can, in fact, party hard, but only choose to do so one Friday a month… Harvard Republican Club looking for a more all-encompassing way to celebrate the rumored death of Castro… Lance Armstrong spotted at Rosa Mexicano… Michael Bloomberg not winning over any fans by insulting the Nationals. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Yes, you can bounce a quarter off Condoleezza Rice’s ass… PETA should be reminded that while meat is bad, Hummers aren’t helpful… An overly enthusiastic man elaborately sneaked into an Edwards fundraiser… Angelina Jolie is in Iraq, but insisting its not for baby acquiring purposes… Mark Foley not being charged with a civil suit by former page. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Larry Craig is not gay. In unrelated news, he once described Bill Clinton as a “nasty, bad, naughty boy.” [WP]
* Page Six: “Money Honey” Maria Baritromo not so sweet on Erin Burnett. [NYP]