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“You two are just Wayans brothers in hilarious makeup, right?” [Photo: AP]
According to the Washington Post, the divisive Virginia Senate race all comes down to women. It turns out these “women” may make up almost half of the electorate! While this initially seems like bad news for Jim “No Girls Allowed” Webb, the Post does helpfully illustrate in this photo that some of these “women” are also “black.” Not that Senator George Allen has a problem with black people! No, as this anonymous and unverified tip illustrates, the good Senator loves his melanin-blessed brothers and sisters:
While speaking with a fellow congregant at our church’s fellowship hour yesterday, he passed along a rather interesting tidbit. It seems he is friends with a woman who does fundraising for several nonpartisan nonprofits in the area. At one event she was seated next to Allen’s wife who was sharing an anecdote about their Black Labrador who was named….”Sambo!” Unknown whether this is their current dog or a past companion animal, but I thought you nice people should be apprised of this darling doggie moniker.
To be fair, Webb’s dog is named “Bitches Stay Outta My Navy.”
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Mmmmmm, pancakes!
I heard is cats' names are Uncle Remus and Aunt Jemima.
'Dis sho am good!
Once you go black, you never go back!
hey the dog's name is Sam, that's just a nickname, it doesn't mean anything
He doesn't even know what Sambo means. He's never heard it before. He just made it up.
How could you not mention the Allens' pet black bunny, Tar Baby?
...oh, and their chickens, Pickanninny and Yardbird?
Bitch, I don't want no grape juice! Gimme some grape drink!
You don't want to know what their last dog was named. Needless to say, George had watched 'The Dambusters' a few too many times.
ingredients: sugar, water, purple!
"Say do you ladies know where I left my pickaxe handle?"
Last I heard, Webb's bitch was named "Missy Harrington." Might not be a black lab, but Missy definitely wasn't spayed!
Caption:
"Too much brown sugar might just knock your teeth out"
Well, his son is named Forrest, after slave owning Confederate General and KKK Grand Wizard Nathan Forrest, so it stands to reason he'd name his black dog Sambo. Allen chooses names carefully, Daughter Tyler named for Robert Charles Tyler - last Confederate General slain in battle and daughter Brooke for John M. Brooke, Union deserter who became Commander of Confederate Navy and weapons specialist.
Could this picture be any more awkward? He's shaking her right hand with his left, which, given the strange pose the girl on the left, raises questions about where Macacawitz's right hand might be.
I just imagine him and his team in an SUV driving around the state, looking for random outdoor parties to crash. They pull over, hustle him, his handlers, and a photographer out of the car, snap some pics, then download them in the car on the way to the next one.
You just know those 2 girls, after he left, where like, 'Who the hell was that cracker? Why are they taking our pictures? I'm gonna fill up my enormous red party cup."
Caption:
Lady: "What do you want Crackah!"
Allen walks away with cheesy smile still on face while pulling out handi-wipe to clean hand.
Lady: "Who the hell was that white guy?"
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