The Elvis Gaggle — 36 Grams of Fun

Looks like we’ve found our new stock Tony Snow image. (AP)

When two world leaders come together to, in the words of expert pooler Joseph Curl, celebrate “the power of freedom and democracy” by “pay[ing] tribute to a drug-addled sex addict who died on the toilet,” magic happens. Continuing our blanket coverage of the goofiest World Summit since Yalta, here are excerpts from today’s AF1 gaggle:

Q Did you hear the Prime Minister say anything this morning, like, I really want to go to the jungle room?

MR. SNOW: No, I haven’t, but I’m sure he’s anticipating it as eagerly as the rest of us are.

Q Is the President wearing anything Elvis-y?

MR. SNOW: No. Neither of them is wearing Elvis-y regalia. That has been only staffers who have been reduced to wearing bad sunglasses.

So much more (“they’re working out or getting drunk — we’re not sure”), after the jump.

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