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Tuesday03142006

New Defense: A Hot Dog Made Floyd Lose Control

Josh Marshall, who apparently has “researchers”(ha!), found Claude Allen’s yearbook.

And yes, as you may have heard if you listen to NPR (or have read the Times today), Claude Allen has an evil twin:

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Which, really, explains everything. This was Floyd’s doing, people. Look at him! He’s clearly the evil one! He didn’t wear a tie to his Senior photo, fer chrissakes — the surest sign we know that a life of crime is inevitable. This here is some clear-cut Goofus and Gallant shit.

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