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The candidate who is the envy of men everywhere managed this weekend to bag the endorsement of the man who has set millions of men on the path of chronic masturbation. Yes, that’s right: Larry Flynt would like Dennis Kucinich to be our next President (and, by extension, for Elizabeth Kucinich to be our next First Lady).

This weekend, Flynt managed to do something even he has never done before: host a political fundraiser. The other members of the host committee included noted anti-war activist Sean Penn (and wife Robin Wright Penn); noted pro-marijuana activist, Woody Harrelson; noted hottie Edward Norton; and noted lesbians Melissa and Tammy Etheridge. Yes, it was held in LA.

Flynt released a statement which read, “I support Dennis Kucinch because not only have I been a friend of his for 40 years, but I believe he offers an essential, viable and exciting option to the candidates that are more popular at the moment.” There’s no word on how much he might have eyed Elizabeth (we guess a lot), but in the war of oddball endorsements, we still think Huckabee wins.

Larry Flynt Hosts Fundraiser for KUCINICH Campaign (link NSFW) [Xbiz.com]