FOX News is asserting their full spectrum dominance of Plamegate by reporting that they have just brought four trays of doughnuts in to the grand jury room. To the beltway-outsider, this might sound like awfully chintzy fare -- especially for one of those last day of work/thanks for all your help types of parties -- but we remind you: in contrast to the ham sandwich, the doughnuts had pre-arranged blanket immunity from prosecution in exchange for their testimony. Their hot, delicious testimony.
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