Coalition Forces Launch Naughtiest Offensive Yet In Afghanistan
So, Pentagon, Defense Department and, well, Canada: Are you trying to make us giggle at the war in Afghanistan? Really? You want Americans to have to stifle laughter at the thought of our troops and allies finally securing the lawless southern regions? Because you just named your offensive “Operation Mount and Thrust,” and there’s no way there wasn’t someone out there in Crystal City with a mind as immature as ours to tell you what you were doing before you got the press releases and commemorative t-shirts printed up.
Coalition spokesperson Benny Hill could not be reached for comment.
Canadians, coalition ready big ‘Mountain Thrust’ offensive in Afghanistan [AP via Yahoo]
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It was tasteful of you not to go straight for the "Brokeback" joke on this one. Well, tasteful relative to the usual.
by Lionel Hutz on 06/15/06 11:58 AM
I understand they put Gen. Jack Mehoff in charge of the operation, ably assisted by his XO, Col. Amanda Hugginkis.
by Pelagius on 06/15/06 02:26 PM
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