RUDY MYSPACE SHOCKER: IS THIS HIS NEW GAL PAL?

So remember how 2008 is going to be so different because of the YouTubes and the MySpaces? Turns out that’s maybe all true!

Our first candidate-mistress story backed by a MySpace page that could’ve been set up by literally anyone is here, and it comes complete with softcore half-naked pictures, Larry King and Donald Trump.

Meet Starr Shephard, after the jump.

So what’s the deal? Well, S T A R R (that’s how she spells it on MySpace) is a motivational speaker apparently living in Houston. And Rudy’s a motivational speaker from New York. Think about it.

Anyway, the National Enquirer says she’s Rudy’s mistress, which would make her the 54th known mistress of America’s Mayor™.

She even quotes from Giuliani’s crap book right there in her MySpace profile thingy: “LET THE WORLD BE INSPIRED BY OUR LEADERSHIP AND INSPIRATION FOR GENERATIONS TO CONTINUE OUR LEGACIES.” Yes, sure, whatevs. Also, the Enquirer says she’s been blabbing to her friends about fucking Rudy Giuliani.

But how naked does she get in the Profile pix? This much:

There are also pictures of S T A R R with undead CNN muppet Larry King and thick-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, but thankfully these are not pornographic in nature. Well, they’re semi-pornographic just because she’s rubbing Larry’s nipple for some reason, and the charred remains of The Donald look almost alive ….

Starr spreadin' the news .... And here she is with her (pretend?) boyfriend, the twice-divorced opera-loving Manhattan Dandy himself.

True? False? Is Al Qaeda behind this, too? Share your make-believe insights in the comments.

Rudy’s (Alleged) Mistress Has Cyber Love Nest [RADAR]
S T A R R [MySpace]

6:22 PM on Wed May 30 2007
By KLayne
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by MikeL at 06:29 PM on 05/30/07
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I don't know about you, but I'm inspired by Ms. Shephard [really spelled thus?]. That's Leadership!
by ocgabacho at 06:32 PM on 05/30/07
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i see nipple
by Prozac at 06:35 PM on 05/30/07
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Anything involving King and a woman under 70 qualifies not just as hardcore but as child molestation.
by ifthethunderdontgetya at 06:43 PM on 05/30/07
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She has undecided children, apparently.
by Daniel K at 06:49 PM on 05/30/07
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How can we be sure that isn't Rudy himself, in drag?
by doxastic at 06:52 PM on 05/30/07
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it's really deryk schlessinger
by IanJ at 07:06 PM on 05/30/07
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Hold on, politicians have affairs? Isn't that immoral?
by pinkoludditelibertarian at 07:23 PM on 05/30/07
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does anyone believe that old man can get it up? tell me she's not laughing at him. pitiful.
by insert_namehere at 07:51 PM on 05/30/07
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After a quick review of her MySpace residence, a couple things come to mind:

A) Someone needs to tell her there's a big difference between a grimace and a smile

B) 32 friends? That's IT??? Come on, girl - you're not even TRYING
by lonbordin at 09:18 PM on 05/30/07
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I reported those picture as inappropriate...

The ones with the other guys, of course.
by mahousu at 09:20 PM on 05/30/07
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I'm sorry, but unless Starr can describe one of Rudy's distinguishing intimate physical characteristics, I'm not going to believe...
... can't get ahead or over the hump to the next level...
Oh, damn. She's for real.
by El Ojo at 09:57 PM on 05/30/07
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He wouldn't be the first crazy-ass politician with a half-naked girlfriend named Starr, although maybe the first one outside the state of Louisiana.
by charrington at 11:13 PM on 05/30/07
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MySpace....Second Life....

Geez Cripes Almighty!!

Can someone quit jacking off long enough to find the remote?
by Publican at 01:35 AM on 05/31/07
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I sure find her inspiring. I'm not sure I want her to talk, however.
by Weathership-Tango-Delta at 05:10 AM on 05/31/07
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Webcam of Rudy Giuliani's apartment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ

You can see Starr making suggestive, over-the-shoulder glances.

Also, that roommate is obviously teh gay.
by crotchhair at 08:56 AM on 05/31/07
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She is definately the type "gay" men like. She and Rudi can do Broadway together.
by Slangwhanger-in-Chief at 10:31 AM on 05/31/07
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hey, in her dressed picture you show her standing next to the greek flag. yep, rudy's for sure, when he wants a little girl variation...
by Neilist at 10:41 AM on 05/31/07
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You East Coast FOOLS!

LOOK at the first photograph on her My Space page!!!!! Look at the way the flowers conceal the throat!!!

LOOK at the neck "choker" in the long shot above!!!

LOOK at the way "she" has her chin down in the "cheesecake" shot above!!!

Why? So you can't see "her" ADAM'S APPLE, of course!!!

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!!

(Maybe you have to grow up in S.F. to develop these instincts. Or have an unfortunate encounter in a certain bar in Bang-Kok . . . . Whatever.)
by Justin Zarkoff at 04:25 AM on 06/04/07
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Jesus, these people are pathetic. What, republicans, Jim Thompson just wasn't gay ENOUGH for you?

By midsummer, the contest will be between the draft-Gingrich and draft-Bloomberg campaigns. For anyone who cares.
by Jumpin at 12:10 PM on 06/04/07
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Bottle Blond. Bad pose to hide same.
From: WWW.VANITYFAIR.COM: TRACKBACK at 02:15 PM on 07/30/07
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I commend to your edification Judy Bachrach's profile of her royal highness Judith Giuliani, and ask that you fix your googly eyes on an intriguing passage near the end regarding possible jumping beans in the frontrunner's jockey shorts: The position of "Mrs.