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"...we where planning on going back to Texas but we are now seriously considering Australia. It looks better and better each minute. Our kids want to leave also !!!"

They may be exciteable but you can't say they don't have a flair for irony.

Jorge? Damn, this is almost as fun as LNS. Or the election-night bloodbath.

These people think their kids are dying for the United States of Mexico, and not the United States of Rich White People as intended. It's sort of funny.

"BUSH SUCKS" And the leftists blogs are now PROUD of this fool! What a dichotomy.

You keep on using that word, "dichotomy." I do not think that word means what you think it means.

What that commentor said is not an indictment of all crappy grins, is it? I love wearing my crappy grin all of the time. I am personally hurt by what I read. I am so sorry.

I remember when most people liked the commander in chief that had a self-flattering smirk. Those were some good times, and I hope that the next president of the U.S. comes into power they will not make it harder for people like me to smile in public.

O dios mio, no amount of snark can match the delicious irony that "el Presedente" [sic] Jorge could be brought down by his acknowledgement that without Mexican immigrants, we'd have no lawncare, day laborers or Attorneys General.

So they're swearing up and down that they won't elect him to a third term? Harsh.

"I'll never vote for him again."

Not war, not lying to the world, but Mexicans....clearly shrub has finally lost it, why weren't there any warning signs???

"I'll never vote for him again."

Oh no! I just knew the republicans had some secret plan to run Bush for a third term. This confirms it. No doubt.

sigh...and here I thought I was being original.

This bill wont go anywhere when our representatives start receiving our faxes.

Faxes? Really? Here I was thinking it was 2007 and shit.

When they receive our faxes? It must be 1975 again

Faxes? Yes, that'll convince 'em.

I'm with the "I'll never vote for him again. Illegal invaders are going to kill us all" guy.

Makes me want to repeal the 22nd amendment just so I could not vote for him. That'd show him.

Won't the illegals have to get in line behind the enviro/feminists/2nd amendment haters and their trained animals to kill us?

BJBilly!

I'm done with him on this and many other issues. I'll never vote for him again. Illegal invaders are going to kill us all.

Ignoring the last sentence, this is a very curious statement. He's already been elected President twice (OK, once). What else is there to run for?

This is what happens when you kill 40 million unborn US citizens.

That's just what I was thinking. Geez, how can you plot a straight line between abortion and immigration? With the right wing, I guess everything they care about is necessarily interconnected. Same with the next one:

Look this is what it all boils down to, these people in Washington are no different than the celebrities in hollyweird,they do not respect the rule of law or the ten commandments.

Yep, I do believe that the fifth commandment covers immigration. The sixth covers tax cuts, and the seventh is that stupid "thou shalt not murder" one.

Wow. A fake war, shitting on the US Constitution, thousands of deaths don't mean nottin'. But show a bit of mercy on some brown folks and the fuckers wanna throw the chimp out.

Bad time to be Repub. Loathed by smart folks, non-whites, sane folks, poor people and anyone who isn't an asshole. Now potential targets of Lynching by the halfwit Faux watchers.

you have just witnessed the 29th percentile of Bush approvers. Only 28% to go. Stupid stupid. I can't wait to hear what the remaining 10% say when they bail out. "I hate GW, I caught him raping kittens!" It's a slipperly slope to the single digit IQers.

Read this aloud in the voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons:

"The invasion of the United States by the criminal army of Aztlan is complete."

"My husband just recently retired and we where planning on going back to Texas but we are now seriously considering Australia."

Wow, I didn't know there was a Republican equivalent of "I'm moving to Canada if he's re-elected."

@DigitalLogic: Actually, Republicans should consider moving to Canada. PM Stephen Harper is an ardent admirer of George W. Bush and he's a pro-life, evangelical Christian and Iraq hawk. Which is why his government is probably going to be terminated very soon.

@DigitalLogic: In a delicious piece of irony, it looks like France is actually their best current option for rule under a Bushalike.

What is it with insane right wingers and biZaRRE UsE oF CAPS? Seriously, this isn't the first, second, or even the 100th time I've witnessed this strange phenomenon.

Anyone care to explain this?

@Dave J.: Inconceivable!

This is actually my fave comment:
I have long thought that BJBilly was the worst president in history, now I am not so sure...........At least Clinton stuck to BJs instead of trying to f*ck the entire country, like Jorge.

Look who learned to read Democrats' bumpers six years too late!

@Omnilation:
hmmm, one of their commenters is named "Types_with_Fist" - that may be a reason.

like so much jetsam indeed...

Wow, I hope these people don't find out that there are what George the Elder calls "brown ones" in the Bush family itself.

On the other hand, they might have a point. I think I'll kill my gardener before he murders me in my sleep - right after he finishes trimming the hedges.

Ah, there is no schadenfreude like the schadenfreude you feel when gazing upon gibbering idiots or their collective works~

Thanks, Wonkette, for a nice afternoon pick-me-up!

Ahem.

Dubya loves the illegals because he wants to generate an underclass of people who can labor but can't vote. Watch for his next move to restrict citizenship to the offspring of immigrants.

Oooh, so, so much to love. I can't pick a favorite:

"the 40 million unborn babies killed": wow, what haven't these little fuckers caused? good thing we killed them before they were born or they'd be wreaking destruction right and left.

"we are now seriously considering Australia. It looks better and better each minute. Our kids want to leave also !!!": besides the beautiful irony of the statement itself, there's the irony that Australia doesn't want them any more than they want the Mexicans.

So this is what it takes to make them want to end the Iraq war. If only someone had thought of this 5 years ago.

@Omnilation: It's the only way they have to emphasize anything as they're too ignorant to know even the simplest HTML tags. Faxes, fer chrissake!

I woould have entitled this piece:

No Things To No Men, or whatever.

...sounds about right to me.

"I'll never vote for him again."

No kidding? Wonder how long it took this freeper to come to such a conclusion.

Freepers exist to make commenters at Little Green Footballs seem sane and rational.

There must be a pic somewhere's of the Dry Drunk Guy smacking one on the cheek of his now deposed El Presidenta bud. Put that on a billboard in the heartland and sit back and watch the fun.

I'm done with him on this and many other issues. I'll never vote for him again. Illegal invaders are going to kill us all.

This is obvious to those who think, but the Europeans are the illegal invaders that wiped out the native population. But it's not the same the darkies are massacred, am I right folks?

@pinkoludditelibertarian:
THE KITTENS DESERVED IT!

Listen, let's just get the freepers some tequila, and have them take a siesta, and they will feel a lot better about the whole thing.

But just imagine how upset they would be if el Presidente had led us into a foolish occupation of an Arab country based upon mistruths and crooked intelligence. Boy oh boy, I would hate to see what would happen then!

"BUSH SUCKS" And the leftists blogs are now PROUD of this fool!

I'm glad they're on board on the first part, but I don't grant their premise for the second. Since when has the lefty blogosphere had anything nice to say about George Bush? Is Iraq over? First they complain about how the left tries to tear down our commander-in-chief, now, they're doing it for us?

@Omnilation:

Precious bodiLy FlUids spilled on the keYboaRd can CAUse a stiCKy caps-lock keY.

"This is a bill where people who live here in our country will be treated without amnesty but without animosity"

But with "extreme prejudice", perhaps?

Bush is saving that one in his backpocket, fersure.

Can’t you just smell it in the air? It must be body harvesting time again! George Bush truly is the great uniter. Finally, some hope for balding mice everywhere. Young whales just can’t get into boring old whale songs. Warhol painting sells for $71,999,997.23 more than its actual worth.

God, it must be awful to to have to earn the votes of these people.

Just read the gazillion comments on Free RepubliKKK. I'm with Tommmkatt on the schadenfreude. This is the best day in a long time. Let's just hope their heads explode. Or implode. Or whatever heads filled(?) with Survivor and American Idol and Jerry Falwell do in these circumstances. Die, racist bastards!

@DigitalLogic and The_Lev

You are on to something here. This needs to be promoted. Fuck, I'll be a tranny (I'm looking at you HillDawg) in the White House if it gets the neocons and right wingers out of this country.

I can see it now, "Kids we are going to some place Awws Trail Ya, at least they speak a form of AMERICAN there. And you know what, Mel Gibson is from there, it'll be fun!"

I'm going to get business cards printed:

Dr. Spaceman
Footsoldier
Criminal Army of Aztlan

- Republicans, always a little late to reality the party, are finally now calling for impeachment of the president.

"His brother Bill was the first black president, now we have the first Hispanic president"

oooh... what a low blow [what year is this?]. I'm afraid to find out what this person would say about Obama... I'm sure his election would be seen as the darkest day ever...

So the scary question is whether these people find members of the opposite sex to breed with. Ladies, do you have any standards? Or maybe this is why lap dancers do so well within a certain limited segment of our population...

New Zealand is way more xeno than Australia. Stupid ass racists don't even know which countries are darky free. Heeellloooo....aborigines are just like Mexiholes.

@ChivasMcSadSack:
? I suspect nz has more brown people than australia. they didn't call it the "white australia" policy for nothing.

my nephew has been ordered back for the second time after being home for only 10 months. I want them home now, why fight and die for this country of Mexico.

NO BLOOD FOR LAWNCARE!

So the brilliant freeper will never vote for him again? Jeebus Christ.

I'm late reading this post, but oh, my god, I am going to be grinning all day to day. The one semi-nice thing the shrub has done in 6 years as preznit, and he looses his remaining 28%. Just too delicious!

@Omnilation: Because they're border-line illiterates.

@trai_dep: Let's not discredit tittie bar workers.

Beyond that, the Free Republc readers are GENIUS! I may take the day just to read their comments.

If these clods actually moved to Australia, I don't think that they could bear the cultural dislocation. Down Under, the McDonald's serve Coca Cola in cans rather in paper cups with tons of ice. Also, water whirls down the toilet in the opposite direction than it does in the Northern Hemisphere. I'm afraid that they would find it difficult to adapt to such significant and jarring realities.

@Cape Clod: People wear shoes on their heads, and hats on their feet!

@crotchhair:
Oh my God! I didn't think of that!
And do their NASCAR races go around the oval in the opposite direction?

Go team! Five bucks says the Republicans impeach him first.

It shocks me, though I guess it shouldn't, that these people don't mind sending our young men and women into battle for a lie (or lies, as the case may be), but as soon as a brown person shows up next door it's time to bring 'em all home. WTF?

"The invasion of the United States by the criminal army of Aztlan is complete."

Yay! Let let the Aztec sacrifices begin.

These person are going to be really torqued when they learn that the legislation requires anyone with a car on blocks in the front yard will be required to post in Mexican. If it's two cars, then it will be arabic. Yay!

We still have Tancredo, Hunter and Fred Thompson on our side. This bill wont go anywhere when our representatives start receiving our faxes

Pardon me, but how exactly is Fred Thompson going to block a bill in Congress right now? Make ADA McCoy hold it on parole violation charges?

Criminal Army of Aztlan is fucking awesome metal band that regularly opens for Tancredo Aneurysm.

Yay for comments on comments!

& thus this is a comment on a comment on a comment! Hooray for rendundancy/marijuana!

@Dragonfruit: Good one. Just remember: the Mexicans don't take a dump without a plan.

Since these are 'freepers' we're talking about, my reaction to this crude display of cannibalism is less Titus Andronicus and more Eric Cartman:

Cartman: Yes! Yesss! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott!
[starts licking Scott's tears off his face]
Cartman: Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!
Cartman: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!
[licks the tears off the table and off Scott's face]
Cartman: Mm-yummy, you guys!

"Scott Tenorman Must Die" - South Park

@Omnilation: <

Anyone care to explain this?>>

Have you tried typing and raping kittens at the same time? It's not easy.

At least give the knuckle-draggers this much: they don't hide the fact that their support for the Iraq war never had anything to do with its merits as foriegn policy. They supported the war because it was a convenient opportunity to cheer on the team. Once they no longer feel part of the team, no need to support the war. Their politics has all the moral seriousness of a football game.

Have these people forgotten that they are talking about THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF IN A TIME OF WAR!

Perhaps the war ended? Hmmm?

@Jefe:

OMG! Now that's funny!

I am surprised that JimRob or whatever the Master Freeper's name is hasn't pulled the negative comments and cancelled the accounts of those posting them. That has been his practice in the past when someone criticized any heroes of the right.

"I just can't believe I worked so hard to get this man elected not once but twice. NEVER AGAIN - no more money and no more volunteer hours for the grand ole GOP"

Omigod! I used to think I was just an elitist snob in thinking that most Repubs are ignorant idiots (maybe you can't help idiocy, but ignorance is a curable disease), but this woman doesn't even know what GOP stands for. Can she have a little redundancy with her feelings of betrayal?

I am proud to say that I was banned from FR.
Twice.

Sadly, these people are the only white people that still breed. All of you, get fucking now! Also, since I wrote some sympathetic words about Rudy (not Camille Paglia, mind you, but the Republican frontrunner), I now have a creepy little message on my FreeRepublic comment box that says "Loose lips sink ships." Seriously, the Brown Wave can't come soon enough.