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As our president stood outside to again tell the press why he can’t quit Alberto Gonzales, shit fell from the sky right on his suit.Reached in outer space Thursday afternoon, God said he made a little bird shit on Dubya “to show My disgust with this administration.”

After being shit upon, “Bush tried several times to wipe [it] off. ” But he failed.

Bush In Line of Fire [ABC Blotter]