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From the looks of things, she's checking out his baguette.

We love Gaddafi now, because he's bored with the terrorism and the WMDs and he's sitting on shitloads of oil. He's not bored with the totalitarianism and the meglomaniacal personality cult, of course, but that doesn't really bother us.

Hey Republicans, take note -- French conservatives are totally okay with being pervs in public. And also, they feel up women of accomplishment. This chick rowed across the Pacific in a kayak. Man Coulter? Went to Baghdad and hid under a desk in the Green Zone.

See, now this just demonstrates the limited foresight of the average Frenchman. If they had only voted for that Royal lady in May, this could easily have been the photograph that restored my faith in electoral democracy.

@jfruh: I thought we loved him for his comical hats.

@Ken Layne: Wasn't there some cross-dressing in there somewhere too? He's the J. Edgar Hoover of the Caliphate.

@SayItWithWookies: American conservatives only feel up unaccomplished little boys in private.

Ok, Ken, we get it -- you're bored. It's hot outside. There's no interesting news....

So.... said bosom just happened to "grab" your attention? (snort, teehee!)

Viva La Revolution!

@Words: Yes.

Maud Fontenoy chuckles with delight as a sweating Nicolas Sarkozy heaves in orgasm while she delivers a presidential handjob for the cameras at a press conference yesterday. Sarkozy nearly fell over during the last few strokes and steadied himself by grasping her left breast. "Ooooh, zees sailor girl has a grip. She could crush zee Citroen with her left hand, I say," Sarkozy said. Fontenoy said, "Sarkozy is funny old guy. I whack him off and he make all these wheezy sounds like an accordian having zee seizure."

*Honk* *Honk*

Sarko's simply judging the quality of Ms. Fontenoy's boob job, like a French Howard Stern.

LOL, the web page claims he's the victim of an "optical illusion"... yeah right. The illusion being that if you moved the camera a little to the right you'd see that he's also grabbing her ass, I bet.

Bill is very envious, he had so many people grope while President You know Monica, anyone but Hillary...

Alllons enfants de la poitrine ! Le jour des bloblos est arrive'

Hey, if he's enjoying it and she's enjoying it and we're enjoying it, ain't nothing wrong with a little touche au booble.

See that? That's a REAL tit, not one of our fake American tits. The French get some things just right!

It's good to be French.

@P. Tronius Tirebiter: Thanks, I learned a new word today. bloblos. I had to look it up.

Man! I always wanted to feel up that girl from Friends.

Hey Tronnie, don't be talking that wimpy French-ass stuff around here! We only talk 100% American on this blog! Freedom talk, son!!! You're either for us or against us!!!

Evil-doer!

But, on second thought, and after looking at the photo again, Viva la Booby!!!

"It's good to be king."

@Ken Layne: Actually, we love you for the Gainsbourg reference.

Sarko slowly massages that breast with all the delicacy and tenderness that GWB uses on Cheney's man things. Zut alors and popular opinion to contrary, the French ARE able to learn from us.

Of all the sordid misinterpretations. He's looking for lumps. French women don't need to self-examine, they have public servants for that.

@peace with honor:

French women don't need to self-examine, they have public servants for that.

It's true... I know because I just got back from watching "Sicko!"

Ken,

Is that a bow or a bishop's mitre on the kitty's head?

@oudemia:

Indeed, less Surge, more Serge.

Sarkozy boober alles.

I don't know about Pierre Mitterand DeGaulle or whoever this guy is, but if *I* ever have the amazing good fortune to pick up an HJ from this stunning example of womanhood, I know what I'm shouting at my moment of truth:

"AND THEN THERE'S MAUD!!!"

Sure, when the President of France does it, it's fine. When I do it every morning in the elevator on the way to work, it's "inappropriate".

You know, in more ways than one, he really resembles Villaraigosa.

@superdave: Ditto. But it is incorrectly used here, non? These boobies don't droop. Or is that the optical illusion referred to earlier?

Hey, what kind of a Frenchman would you be if you were pinning a medal on some babe and didn't accidentally-on-purpose try to cop a feel while you were at it? You other Americans - you are like zee children when it comes to such matters.

@Gnaeus: Make a tshirt, and I'll buy it!

I thought that groping the breast was just the standard greeting in France.

@JamieSommers:

When used in a derogatory fashion "blobos" does imply "droopy" but for the most part it's as neutral as the word "boobs." I suppose a politically correct translation (which would satisfy Toggle's requirement for "100 % American [...] Freedom talk") would be: "Freedom Funbags" (we have to fondle them there because we can't over here...) ;-)

That's what we like to see. A hands on leader.

Not bloblos, not boobs, not tits, but

FREEDOMAMMARIES

Sorry, I missed Tirebiter's contribution, well-put, so I am superfluous. But then, as said in a Woody Allen flick, "These things usually travel in pairs."

I wrote some crap about this yesterday, but the picture is worth seeing again because OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT EXACTLY DOES IT MEAN???? Also: THE FRENCH PRESIDENT IS ALLOWED TO FEEL UP THIS GIRL!

@P. Tronius Tirebiter: Thank you. This is why I come back to Wonkette ... for the mammarian education.