Wonkette

Our flesh-craving sister site reported yesterday on what looks at first to be another classic film from the vaults of Michelle Malkin Studios, but is actually a Federal Law Enforcement Training Center video on how to conduct a strip search. We’ll tell you right now: this shit is BONKERS. Really. Find a secluded office and just enjoy it. And wait for the line: “Okay…wiggle your toes for me…mmmmm…yeah…NICE! I like that!”Be warned: the video does lose it’s steam after about the seven-minute mark, when the erotically charged stares of the prison guard and inmate are briefly replaced by a pair of Class-A butterfaces.