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BAM! Holy Shite! I'm voting for Obama Girl.

I keep trying to read the post, but I can't make it past the pic. I'll assume it's a good read.

Please continue to run more items and pictures of this brain damaged YouTube whore. It is an important story. Did I mention the pictures?

we need moar pics to fully grasp the effects of this concept

"Fresh herb and lemon vinaigrette." So hott.

PS: I would hit that so hard that John Daly would just shake his head and down another six-pack of Diet Coke.

It's good to know Barack Obama is just a political robot like the rest of the candidates. I was getting a little worried he might be a normal person.

"Amber Lee?"

I bet her porn name would make a marine blush.

FINALLY, a replacement set to make up for Kitty Harris' sixteenth minute.

And what's this about Obama?

You know, Obama Bin Hussein wouldn't have this problem if he would just remove that stripper's pole from his bedroom.

Sad, when the "bimbo-eruptions" are only only tangentially linked to the candidate. We need Brownback to submit his entry for "Endless Cummer" or Dodd to sexually harass a Senate aide/intern. Do it for the sake of the knuckle-children.

No doubt this is what he tells the old lady. Late at night however alone in his study and with laptop on desk...

Can Obama really be that removed that he doesn't see the Murican culture that brought us Prezidunt Dubya, Britney Spears, NASCAR, and 3 seasons of Flava of Love? Jesus Christ, Barack, embrace the titties.....they will take you all the way to the White House.

To be fair, Barry did realize his wife was going to be reading the article, so it's not like he could recreate that Harold Ford Jr. attack ad and burble, "Amber - call me."

If Obama don't want her, I'll take her off his hands...

Obama's got a smart attractive wife too ?...I thought Romney was the Mormon

Now Romney must denounce the Romney Girls, so as not to leave a YouTube whore execration gap.

@plutoboy: "embrace the titties". Now there's a mantra for our time.

If he thinks thats bad, wait until he sees the Boys of Obama. Or the Gulliani Gays. Or the Brownback Brownbacks.

I'm still waiting for Mr. Two Americas to denounce the rock-hard abs and masculine-yet-graceful "Tap Dogs"-style hoofing of The Edwards Boy.

And can the world wait for the lascivious gyrations of The Giuliani Girl, who will be, of course, Giuliani himself?

I'd put my junk in her box.

Possibly a grave error on Obama's part. Can you imagine the attack ads these people could produce? Hell hath no fury etc., etc.

The Big O may not "need the adulation of some brain-damaged YouTube whore."

But what about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Did Ken Layne say Sympathy for the Devil?

Thank God he didn't see the video of the fluffy kitten taking a shit on one of his campaign posters.

Damn, what does it say about me when the only debate I even watched was Obama Girl vs. Giuliani Girl?

she can intern in bill clinton's office anytime.

She's pretty enough to be a waitress
Or an air hostess from the 1960s
Or a part time model.

She can spend part of her time modeling
And the rest of her time with mee-hee.

No, no. I will have none of this. It is well known that Obama is reading À la Recherche du Temps Perdu this summer.

In other news, George Bush just finished his 14th Archie Comics of his summer vacation, putting him back ahead of Karl Rove in their ready contest.

Proust is fitting for this fuckheadache of a campaign conannualation. At least Hemingway got to the point, even if he was impotent.

Jokes and songs. That's the ticket for our time. Even Bush almost gets this.

"Abortions for some; miniature American flags for others."

Agreed, Barry should embrace the titties. He keeps trying to find the pulse of America, yet he falls short every time (arugula, please!).

Amber not only has her finger on the pulse, but has her hand wrapped around it, and is stroking it vigorously.

It won't end until everyone has their 15 gigabytes of fame...

Sorry Barack, old man, but how could any man vote for a guy who would choose an arugula salad over her?!

There, there, Obama Girl, weep not. I'm sure there are many Wonketteers (including the Captain) who would gladly welcome you into their offices and let you take some...er... dictation.

I might not be able to offer you a seat on Airforce One (hell, we all know Hillary's gonna score that ride anyway), but I have got a Mitsubishi with a cool sound system... What about it, huh?

Obama Girl for President: [www.amberleeonline.com]

If I was Obama I'd candidly whip an internship application out to Amy.

@Humble: Fuck. Me. I got her name wrong, and now if she ever reads this page I'm totally getting blown off.

@Outstando: Aha! Another Conchords fan!

I think Karl Rove is behind this cunt and her videos. It's so easy to scare whitey into thinking that black man with his big black man penis is going to steal all the white women. It's basically Rove's only trick and he learned it from Lee Atwater, may he continue to writhe in hell.

If a couple sexy well-wishers bug him this much, Barry will be riding Michael Dukakis's tank into the sunset by Halloween, Dean-screaming and Muskie-bawling all the way.

If only little Caroline Giuliani had warned the whores off her daddy like that...

I would tap into that reservoir of ass!!!

Time goes by so fast! It’s only Wednesday, and yet it seems already so much has happened. TMZ overlord Harvey Levin is arguably having the Best Week Ever, propelled by the continuing success of his rumor-mongering website and the (disconcerting) news that his new mudslinging tv series leads...