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Consuming the Next Generation: Round Five

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Bush is totally running away with the traditional campaign baby-eating contest. In fact, it occurs to us that we haven’t seen a picture of Kerry even touching a baby since, what, July? Good thing he has baby-eating surrogates:
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What exactly is the South Beach Diet, anyway?

[AFP, AFP/File/Fran Caffrey]

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