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Friday05272005

Bill Says Hillary Totally Sticky

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“Survivor,” the new Clinton bio, dispells the myth that the Clinton marriage is built on shaky ground. According to the book, Bill told Hillary back in 2000, “Women want to know why you stayed with me.” We don’t doubt it, though we also think they ask him that while wearing edible underpants. In any case, Bill then told her what the thinking is on his end: “Because you’re a sticker! That’s what people need to know — you are a sticker. You stick at the things you care about.”

There you have it. The secret to the success of the Clinton marriage? Hillary’s gullibility.

Senate revived Clinton romance: new book [AFP]

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