Wonkette

Good News, War-Weary Liberals!US News and World Report, having searched far and wide, has found you a new enemy. They heard your cries — Scooter Libby’s been caught, Karl Rove’s proved to be useless at anything besides barely winning presidential elections, Dick Cheney’s been too ridiculous to take seriously ever since he shot a guy in the face, Rice is too diplomatic, Gonzales not as creepy as Ashcroft, and George W. Bush is still George W. Bush. So who to hate? Who to insist is the sinister power behind the throne? Who’s the devious, secretive mastermind? Apparently, it’s David Addington. You know David Addington, right? Cheney’s lawyer? Has a beard? Took Scooter’s job?

Well, he’s responsible for just about everything. Seriously. Torture, the Niger thing, Plamegate, he’s all over the place. Totes evil. 9 damn pages of evil!

Cheney’s Guy [USN&WR]