Wonkette

* Musharraf quits the army but insists he’s still a douchebag. [NYT]
* The Israelis and Palestinians agree to agree to something sometime during the course of 2008, so kudos all round! [NYT]
* When you’re trying to delete sensitive information illegally, it’s best to figure it out yourself instead of calling tech support. [WSJ]
* Man, Michelle Obama is soo over that guy. [WP]
* Hey, guess whose presidency is in the toilet no matter what the fuck he does? [WP]
* It’s a good thing Mike Huckabee’s supporters like his lighter side and not his fatter side… you know, cause he lost all that weight. [Politico]
* This week, Democrats will talk about a new problem they can’t solve. [The Hill]
* Looks like one good surge doesn’t doesn’t lead to another. [LAT]