Have You Driven a Ford Gayly?
We’re not sure if the loving, faith-based souls at the American Family Association hate homosexuals or not, but we know they hate homosexual acts, like eating macaroni and cheese. Or driving. Thus, the group’s latest boycott, this time against that icon of American enterprise, Ford Motor Company. So if you believe there’s no room on America’s highways for mid-priced gay sedans, or any other kind of vehicle with homosexual tendencies, sell your Ford immediately and buy a Mercury. No, wait, that’s owned by Ford too. Buy a Volvo. Whoops, also Ford. Buy a horse and buggy. But not one of those fancy Liberace-mobiles. Get something simple and Godly, like the Amish drive.
AFA Boycotting Ford [AP]
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