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<title>They&apos;d Blame the Gays for Global Warming Too -- If Only They Believed In It</title>
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<description>Our friends Down Under bring us this news dispatch: An outbreak of deadly bird flu in Israel is God&amp;#8217;s punishment for calls in election ads to legalise gay marriages, according to Rabbi David Basri, a prominent sage preaching Kabbalah or...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/gay/theyd-blame-the-gays-for-global-warming-too-if-only-they-believed-in-it-162295.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/craigslist/serious-guess-durbin-to-biden-162058.php">Serious Guess: Durbin to Biden</a></description></description>
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<title>The Week In Wonkette</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&bull; Su Lin? Straight up OWNED. Butterstick? Currently keeping scientists busy recalibrating all known measures of cuteness. &bull; Michael Lenehan proposes a Year Without Journalism after dissing pioneering web-based content efforts. Big words for a guy who only gets read...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/panda-su-lin-desperately-reaches-146531.php">Panda Su Lin Desperately Reaches</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/cuteness-of-butterstick-baffles-even-scientists-146241.php">Cuteness of Butterstick Baffles Even Scientists</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/sticking-up-for-the-stick-145945.php">Sticking Up For The Stick</a></description></description>
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<title>The Week In Wonkette</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&bull; Kathleen Parker recalls a high school book report and undergoes a severe mental paroxysm during which she realizes that if it weren't for narcissists like her, bloggers would have piloted the planet into the sun by now. &bull; Dick...]]></description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-30T17:15:48-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Remainders: Fresh Fruit from Crazy Schemes Edition</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ &bull; In defending the sexually explicit posters recently stricken from hundreds of billboards throughout Austria, artist Carlos Aires says he had no desire to offend anyone, "I suddenly had this image of three decision makers who are having an...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-magical-pools-of-sweat-edition-145524.php">Remainders: Magical Pools of Sweat Edition</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-another-county-heard-from-edition-145338.php">Remainders: Another County Heard From Edition</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-your-active-denial-system-edition-145007.php">Remainders: Your Active Denial System Edition</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-29T18:37:36-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>What &quot;Fair and Balanced&quot; Gets You</title>
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<description>Anytime you get a die-hard advocate of intelligent design on camera, you&apos;re bound to hear something that makes your brain so deeply upset that it practically cries out for a bubble bath and a long nap. But the length and...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/top/be-careful-what-you-wish-for-145274.php">Be Careful What You Wish For</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-27T12:55:07-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Metro Section: Awash in Tackiness Edition</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&bull; Rumor has it: Blogger of Why.I.Hate.DC fame has had his Christmas wishes answered! Congratulations, dude. Oh, Seattle, we are so very, very sorry. &bull; Falls Church resident reimagines Christmas as post-Apocalyptic vomit launch: "It's not hard to create an...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-please-stand-clear-of-the-closing-doors-edition-144624.php">Metro Section: Please Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Edition</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-overly-relying-on-the-washington-post-142921.php">Metro Section: Overly Relying on the Washington Post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-cakelove-perestroika-edition-142222.php">Metro Section: Cakelove Perestroika Edition</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-23T16:20:32-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Oh, Shut Up and Eat a Cookie</title>
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<description>As a public service, we bring you the latest mental bulimia from Ann Coulter: I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East,...</description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-22T16:23:08-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Also, Two Wrongs are the New Right</title>
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<description>In the wake of revelations that the Bush administration conducted a campaign of illegal wiretaps pursuant to matters that are widely claimed to be vital to the national interest yet simultaneously devoid of any evidence that the legal avenues available...</description></description>
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<title>Remainders: General Zod Edition</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&bull; Over the next few days, a lot of Congressional allies are going to have the President's back when it comes to this domestic spying stuff, as others argue in favor of a rule of law, the standards set by...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-w-bush/daily-briefing-chin-up-and-head-down-137022.php">Daily Briefing: 'Chin Up and Head Down'</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/personalities/gossip-roundup-economists-and-culturalists-130976.php">Gossip Roundup: Economists and Culturalists</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/daily-briefing-bracing-for-the-worst-130975.php">Daily Briefing: 'Bracing for the Worst'</a></description></description>
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