Wonkette

There’s a “cute, white girl who is full of energy and ready to please” loose in the Pentagon, and she wants to meet for “lunch.”You’ll need “Pentagon access,” obviously.

As our Wonkette operative notes, her Craigslist ad was posted at 10 o’clock last night. But you know the old saying, “It’s 12 noon somewhere that the U.S. is bombing.”

She wants to know about you, first. Sorry, Rumsfeld. Hemoroids are gross.

FOR PENTAGON ONLY: Access required - 33 [Craigslist]