Corruption: Massive Outing Coming Soon!

Corruption

Massive Outing Coming Soon!

Hail Satan! - Wonkette Relax, closeted gay Republicans at the highest levels of government. This time, the “outing” will reveal that 135 federal bureaucrats — including NSA spooks, diplomats in the Middle East and somebody in the White House — bought phony university degrees from a diploma mill.

U.S. prosecutors have charged eight people with running the apparently illegal operation and laundering about $2 million. The lawyers say they’ll reveal all the names during the trial. In other words, in all likelihood you won’t even have a job after November, so don’t worry about the fake diploma thing.

And because everyone involved with the federal government is a pedophile, the diploma mill’s boss was also (allegedly) caught with the usual 10,000 child-porn pictures on his computer.

Lawyer: Gov’t workers got fake diplomas [AP]

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2:44 PM on Thu Oct 12 2006
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by JupiterPluvius at 01:52 PM on 10/12/06
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Not the bosses, the webmaster. With the child porn and all.
by Chet Lemon at 04:26 PM on 10/12/06
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One for the pink. One for the stink.
by Hiding in Florida at 06:27 PM on 10/12/06
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I had been wondering where Tony Snow got a degree.
by sock puppeteer at 07:28 PM on 10/12/06
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Yeah, but how many of the fake diplomas are closeted gay republicans?
by Sybil Disturbance at 07:52 PM on 10/12/06
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Thanks for adding that last paragraph, Wonkette. It explains the mysterious stains on my diploma.
by JustWords at 11:10 PM on 10/12/06
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Okay little Shrub could just be UT fan?
by RonMay7000 at 10:05 AM on 10/13/06
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The Wonkette's my secret fantasy girl friend.
by theExile at 10:36 AM on 10/13/06
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Well the lefties are caught now (cough, cough), according to Accuracy in Media (an Orwellian name that sets the standard) all the gay ReThugs are actually "Closeted Democrats" who have been in place like Manchrian Candidates for years. I can smell the desperation from here in the wilds of British Columbia.
by Xtine at 11:02 AM on 10/13/06
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Not everyone has a daddy who can buy them a diploma from Yale, you know.
by xecks at 12:21 PM on 10/29/06
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Maybe I'd rather hire a smart person with a bogus diploma than an idiot with a real diploma.I have known people with MBAs that I wouldn't have run a Lemonade Stand and attorneys that I'd entrust with a parking ticket. Maybe I'll hire someone very well read who is a good critical thinker and isn't a tinfoilhatconspiracyalienhybredchristofascist illuminatisocialistclosetneoanything.