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Conservative Bizarro World

Compensate Much-2Isn’t usually the prerogative of the disenfranchised to invent elaborate dystopian fantasies of what will happen under the rule of the oppressor? Exactly what part of the Bush “I’m-gonna-appoint- whomever-I-want-so- whaddya-gonna-do-about- it-nah-nanny-nah-nah” Presidency is so unsatisfying that conservatives would need to engage in this particular fantasy?

It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11 It is up to an underground group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden’s plans to nuke New York City…And wake the world from an Orwellian nightmare of United Nations dominated ultra-liberalism.
It’s not enough to control all three branches of government, gotta be the underdog, too.

And, honestly: “bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives”? We’d be toast. A “bio-mechanically enhanced” liberal is an ex-Deaniac with a gravity bong.

LIBERALITY FOR ALL #1 [ACC Studios]

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