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Conrad Burns: Racist and Insane

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.  - WonketteMouth-breathing Montana Sen. Conrad Burns has finally topped his last racist outburst, and it only took a week!At a GOP fundraiser yesterday with Laura Bush herself, Burns let his fellow Montanans in on a little secret:

At the campaign event with Bush, Burns talked about the war on terrorism, saying a “faceless enemy” of terrorists “drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night.”

Jesus! No wonder Rumsfeld and Cheney are out of their freakin’ minds!

So, to recap: Middle Eastern taxi drivers — but only those who work the day shift, and only those without faces — are killing countless Americans in dramatic night attacks … attacks that happen so late at night, apparently, that nobody has heard anything about them.

Burns Says Terrorists Drive Taxis by Day [AP]

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1:25 PM on Thu August 31 2006
By Ken Layne
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