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Wonkette, Politics for People with Dirty Minds


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Condicise Sweeps the Nation

condicise.jpgoperative: if i may go feminazi for a moment…
operative: why do we have to know how condi keeps her goddamn figure?!
wonkette: haha. 'cause it's SWEEPS MONTH
operative: arguably the most powerful woman in the country and we're still talking about her WEIGHT
operative: dude, is she gonna be in seventeen next, talking about her period?
wonkette: what's funny is that we know her workout routine, but not her actual positions on affirmative action, abortion, etc etc
wonkette: '08 PRIMARIES FRONT-RUNNER!
operative: her position on abortion is bent at the waist with back straight, neck relaxed, abs tight, delts squeezed…

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I was so jealous... the Today Show called it "Condirobics", and I just had to sob for, like, an hour because I didn't come up with that.

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