Teenage Lobbyists Gone Wild
Hey, at least one House employee listened to our demand that you send us vulgarisms while yer supposed to be working:
Subject: overheard in Longworth Cafeteria at just about 12:40pm today:
Crossing through the throng of citizen advocates, middle school delegations, and tourists to get a lowly pre-made sandwich because I wouldn’t stand in a 10 minute line for a lousy piece of chicken, I heard:
1st 14 year old tourist/school trip girl: …make it illegal.
2nd 14 year old tourist/school trip girl: Yeah, so then girls will stick coat hangers up their pussies!
1st 14 year old and the rest of the girl gaggle around them: Shhhh, (giggle)…oh my god, (snicker).
Yeah, now that they bar members-turned-lobbyists from the door, these pro-choice interest groups are already getting a lot more creative.
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