CHRIS MATTHEWS HAS THE SHINING
Chris Matthews, yesterday, to Hillary Clinton spokesperson Glover Park Group Consultant (same diff —ed) Howard Wolfson:
I understand why she doesn’t admit she’s wrong. Then they’ll say it is a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. I know why you’re not doing that. I have almost transparent knowledge of your soul and I appreciate you coming on the show and I think you’re doing a great job.
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I HAVE AN ALMOST TRANSPARENT KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR SOUL.
HOLY SHIT.
WHERE IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THIS?
We’d like to see Russert try that shit. That sucker can manage, like, a foggy glimpse of your aura at best.
CHRIS MATTHEWS KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF FLACKS.
Fuck basic cable, is it too late to make this guy the Pope?
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You know, grammatically, he actually said that his knowledge is what's almost transparent. So really, Chris Matthews just admitted he knows next to nothing about souls, et al.
by Alfonso X. Alfonse on 03/16/06 11:44 AM
Now we just have to have an episode of Hardball where Chris Matthews and President Bush take turns staring into the soul of Vladimir Putin.
by Fenstemaker on 03/16/06 11:50 AM
Alfonso. Actually I think that he said his knowledge of my sole is transparent. As in, everyone can see it. It's quite obvious. Perhaps someone could diagram Matthew's statement, because now I'm confused.
by 1974 on 03/16/06 12:06 PM
I (subject) have (verb) almost (adverb) transparent (adjective) knowledge (direct object) of (preposition) your (adjectival pronoun) soul (indirect object) and (conjunctive) I (subject) appreciate (verb) you (second direct object).
It's been a while since Mrs. Black's 5th grade class, but I think this means transparent was modifying the knowledge of the soul, which is the indirect object. The preposition is what gets you there, grammatically speaking.
(More astute grammarians please correct.)
by Juvenal on 03/16/06 01:16 PM
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