Metro Section: More Is Better

• The Washington Post’s “Best Bets” maintains its predilection for “Applebeesian craptitude” [DCist]

• “Yo yo yo! I heard 7th St. is the bomb, baby!” [DC Pussycat Doll]

• How does a museum that’s been closed for six years have so many hotties on staff? [Eye Level]

• DC blog scene, represent the party! [Virgle Kent]

• DC blog scene, represent the page views! [Kelly Ann Collins]

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Metro Section: Today’s Show Is Brought To You By The Number 187

• Paging: N.W.A. [Velvet In Dupont]

• As authentic as a Fuddruckers with Chinese characters on the sign — or, you know, a fortune cookie in English, with lottery numbers. [DC Pedicab via Gallery Place Living]

• Just wipe the screen down when you’re done — it’s tricky once it dries, and we don’t want you missing our writing. [Craigslist]

• We don’t even want to know what he’s going to post about this exhibit. [Gridskipper]

• Be careful what you wish for, and never wish for anything from MTV. [Deaf DC]

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Metro Section: A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Grass Chewing, Inc.

• What does Butterstick want for his birthday? A few less corporate sponsors and a lot more bamboo. [National Zoo]

• The New Chinatown is the place to see and be seen, if you’re a corporate restaurant chain, or just a fat ass. [DC Pussycat Doll]

• Erik Wemple will resume his alt-weekly crusading, just as soon as that damn doggie-day-spa gets off his block. [Circumlocutor]

• Don’t worry Mayor Williams, it’s not the size of the splash — it’s the force of the crash. [Free Ride]

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