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<description> Have your publicist send one to Arianna. I Did Not Blog [CafePress] Earlier: Today&amp;#8217;s Second Best Catchphrase: I Did Not Blog...</description>
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<title>Today&apos;s Second-Best Catchphrase: &quot;I Did Not Blog&quot;</title>
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<description>So, let&amp;#8217;s try to reconstruct this: At the post-Good Night and Good Luck cocktail party, Arianna makes friendly with George, and they&amp;#8217;re both very charming, so they hit it off, Arianna asks George to &amp;#8220;write a blog&amp;#8221; for her, and...</description>
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<title>Federal Appeals Court Rules Against the Invasive Probing of American Citizens</title>
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<description>It&amp;#8217;s a good thing that we get to enjoy the pony that&amp;#8217;s been hidden in slavery, because for the people of Mississippi, it could be a long time before they get to enjoy anything hidden in their vaginas. A federal...</description>
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