Congressional Catfight: Harris Defeats Pelosi
For those of you who are dying to learn the winner of Congressional Catfight — or who are tiring of the whole thing — worry not. The competition is nearing its end, and we’re now just one round away from crowning a winner.
Over the weekend, Katherine Harris took on Nancy Pelosi, in what we previously dubbed the “Battle of the Botox.” And even though the contestants sure are pretty, their combat was definitely not. It was a bloody, hard-fought battle, with a razor-thin margin of victory:
There you have it: Representative Katherine Harris, Republican of Florida and aspiring senator, will take on a wild card contender (to be determined by you, in this poll). Nancy Pelosi — who pulled off multiple upsets to get as far as she did — will have to settle for the consolation prize of possibly becoming the next Speaker. Oh well, you can’t have it all…
Earlier: Congressional Catfight: Harris vs. Pelosi
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Not surprising, given that anything involving chest thumping and breast beating has Katherine at a distinct advantage.
Like the predatory eagle she so strikingly resembles, Katherine Harris surgically destroys all opponents. Can we start pitting her against non-politicos, like the ghost of Idi Amin or Shinobi?
by thomas on 05/22/06 01:19 PM
What for the wild card.
Bring it Corinne (Brown-D-Jacksonville)! Kick that cracker's surgically enhanced ass back to Sarasota. Give her some of that Northside High smackdown.
by MSM Hack on 05/22/06 02:40 PM
The Pelosi = GMU analogy was never so fitting. Better than expected, but just can't compete with the big boys, and by 'big boys' I mean the Cougar's sweater monkeys.
by RSquared on 05/22/06 03:10 PM
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