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MEXICAN GANGZ UP IN UR HOOD KILLIN UR MOMZ.

If we hadn't given the Contras all those guns none of this ever would have happened.

REAGANNN!!!

Vote Tancredo or your PTA will be taken over by MS-13 members covered in prison tats.

Pushing Drugs, Raping Kids, Destroying Lives! Wait, that sounds like a Cheney '08 Ticket?

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Too late. This is totally like when the Latin Kings took over my bake sale in elementary school. Didn't seem to make any money for all their help. But really good snickerdoodles.

Paultards vs. Tancretins. FIGHT! NOW! TO THE DEATH!

Republicans in general should avoid playing the "raping kids" card.

well, I'm glad somebody finally said it.

I'm not worried until the gangs figure out how they can start waterboarding people. Then, I'll worry.

"You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin' in the Benzo
Beat the police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape"

@PapasGotaMeanOldBag: I'll be worried when the gangs can SPELL waterboarding.

@morepunkthanyou: Rage!!! Nice.

Vote Tancredo and F@$# SOME MOJADOS UP!!!!

Pushing drugs? Raping kids? They really are stealing jobs from hardworking Republicans!

Look, I'm not trying to get anyone deported who might seem like they don't belong, but actually belongs, but doesn't Tom look a touch... ethnic to anyone else? Tancredo totally ends in a vowel too. Someone had to say it.

"Hi, I'm Tom Tancredo and I approve....raping kids."

@ thissiteisbanned: NWA! Ice Cube during his "blue" period.

If you don't vote for Tom Tancredo in 2008, Hillary Clinton's secret gay jihadist gang-raping black baby will drive-by shoot you and take your toilet-cleaning job.

@FlownOver: Close....Contras Hated the Commies in Nicaragua......MS-13 came from El Salvador from the pesants who didn't like the death squads Reagan, Bush, and those other Tancretins (great word, BTW norbiz!) financed. Those stupid bastard managed to sow seeds all over the place that we get to reap today.

Dammit, lost the snark.

Well, considering that most of these guys learned about gang life IN THE U.S. and then brought it back to their home countries to completely fuck up their society, and I'd go ahead and call this one a victory for America.

@plutoboy: You're right, but I've never been one to let facts get in the way. I'm kinda like Preznit Busch that way.

@PapasGotaMeanOldBag: Thanks, bro. Gotta keep the kids in line.

I can't wait for the Kucinich response: White kids! Abusing ADD meds! Having a ton of abortions! Cheating to get in to Ivy League Schools!

Ay carumba!

I can't say I agree with this ad. We have to remember that illegal immigrants are willing to rape the kids that Americans won't.

Hey! This is my neighborhood! Actually, it works out pretty cool as long as you know who to pay off (for instance, watching your car costs $10 per hour and the initiation bangers do that) and who not to piss off. Sure, the young miscreants break into our house from time to time and rape my wife and daughters when the spirit moves them but that's a small price to pay to live in diversity.

You know, in a town hall debate setting, attendees will not call out Tancredo on this shit. Figures.

Yes: Tancredo ain't gonna win dick in the primaries. But for the good of the country's soul, somebody out there has to confront him.

[Ugly lack of snark acknowledged; apology humbly sought. Something about unreformed racism takes the funny out of me.]

And somewhere in hell, Lee Atwater shakes his head and smiles....

The announcer's voice when he says "raping kids" might be the funniest part of the ad. It's simply incredible.

Your argument would be better served it the screencap wasn't of the black kids he claims were murdered by illegal brown people

that font is, like, not threatening enough at all. everyone knows that the preferred font of white supremacy is old english.

Who's your Papi?!

Why don't we just execute all the illegals and build a wall at the border using their rotting corpses? That would discourage any more interlopers.

I imagine that every time that ad runs, another thirty thousand Hispanics register as Democrats.

These damn immigrants are taking away kid-raping and mother-murdering jobs from, honest, hard-working American gangs. I can't tell you how many people in my town have lost their jobs at the ol' meth lab now that the illegals are pushing their product for half the price!

@Cape Clod: I believe Coulter an Malkin proposed exactly this.

MS-13 - sounds like the internal Microsoft name for the Windows Vista marketing division...

How did white supremacists miss Tom Tancredo for Ron Paul this election cycle?!?

@plutoboy: Well, their mental problems started long before mine did.

Whoah! Stop the presses! Some of you seem to be implying that the United States' foreign policies of the past are somehow causing some problems today. If only there were a catch-word for such a concept... Blowaround... Catchback... something like that.

Next you'll be using words like "cause" and "effect"!

You are dangerously close to Paultard territory! Stop now!

Tan-Cre-Do?... That's some kinder Furn Name, hain't h'it? Who are his people?

Great Country when a Guliani, a Tancredo and a Morman unite to keep un-Americans out..

I actually heard a guy today worry about the Mexicans taking over Arizona... Whoa... New Mexico's next..

I'm surprised he's not trying to rename New Mexico, New... England?

DAMN, that guy works fast!

it's good to see that he can back up his psychotic foreign policy views with some solid sociopathic domestic racism.

When bombing Mecca and starting a full on genocidal Holy War isn't enough, Tancredo's your man!
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I'm Tom Tancredo and I approve of Aryan Dominance. Oh...and this ad, I guess.

@OrangeAlert: That's the winning issue. I would like to see legally present Mexicans and other Latinos disrupt a St. Patrick's Day parade and burn some Irish flags, though.