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Monday01092006

All Grown Up

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Don’t fret Wonkette readers. We couldn’t let Butterstick’s 6-month birthday ascension pass without note. The Stick-induced hot flashes burning our tip box yesterday were enough to eradicate the winter energy crisis.

— Eric Pfeiffer

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