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Girl needs some sun.

And, oh yea... yes.

Does she have a tongue stud? If not then no. Me likey the Kooch's ginger wife much better.

Lips that touch CPA will never touch mine.

I've had her. She's rubbish.

Three cheers to Alex for "hot girls day" at Wonkette!

Is this our compensation for being prohibited from talking about the Snorg-T girl?

Is today Hot Republican Chicks Day?

The sad thing is that a return to the CPA represents the golden age of Bush's rule over Iraq.

I'm withholding judgment on her qualifications until I see her breasts.

Still, her lucky charms probably are magically delicious.

Damn! I wuz robbed.

In any case, I, uh, well, never mind.

@Plato_to_Nato: Don't worry. I think I am psychic today. I was involved in a trifecta today over at Deadspin.

She's so Irish, she shaves her pubes into the shape of a four leaf clover

damn, bitch. quit hogging all the sun.

and i'm all for fire in the hole, but with that bad clairol bottle job, you can bet cuffs and collar don't match.

I'd hit it.

TheHillaryHasEyes says: [reply to this comment]

She just wants to improve the odds of her getting hired again to the Bush White House. Poor girl rediscovered how she can not work at the local cineplex.
04/03/07 05:32 PM

So, I was completely wrong about the future of Megan O' Sullivan ... it is nice that everything comes back full circle you know?

The red hair should make a good target for the insurgents.....

No wait a minute ... I was correct --- Megan O' Sullivan is still in Bush's debt. Well, heh heh heh heh, glad to have you back, Brownie, er, Melanie. She does a mean grin.

Faith and begora! Tis a fione day fer the Iraqis. Aye, our Meghan O'Sullivan is back to finish those step dancin' lessons.

As an undead creature of the night, this woman is clearly going to Iraq to single-handedly pacify the country by drinking the hot blood of insurgents directly from their still-pumping veins. Kind of like Batboy with a bad dye job.

"Here's the plan Mr. President: we trash the place, while getting our asses, and those of our most loyal allies, utterly kicked. Meanwhile, we further alienate the entire region with our blundering thereby allowing Iran to increase its prestige and influence."

"You sure are cute, honey."

Wonder what happened to her pillaged billion? Must have been stolen by one of the wee ones.....

Whatever. She's too hot to stay out of the news for long. Why couldn't she trade places with Alberto?

@tonashideska: I'd target her insurgents any day.

Wait. That doesn't make any sense. Shit.

What did she do to him? Or is she a vampire who wants to go where the blood is flowing freely?

President Bush says she will work directly with Ambassador Ryan Crocker, but did not detail what efforts she would undertake assisting the Iraqis to push through the pertinent legislation.

Wait...it's all clear to me now after a coupla Glen Fidditch.... she'll be the Anonymous Lobbyist in Baghdad!

This is part of the same policy that resulted in amputees being put back into active duty.

I bet she'd look adorable in a Snorg Tee, by the way.

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Meghan O'Sullivan is obviously very educated and degreed.
But what in hells bells would make an educated person want to go to Iraq for? Show some smarts woman. Say, Hell no, I won't go.
Maybe you need a couple shots of Irish whiskey to clear your mind.

The woman can't even handle a dye job, and they expect her to run a war-torn semi-state? Sounds about right for the Bush administration...

Say, when the Turks invade Kurdistan, who's side will we be on?? The Turks? The PKK? Both??? Neither?? This could go from a three way civil war to a seven way civil war?

If the US tries to stop the Turks, does NATO come in on our side or their side or both sides???

Cannon fodder for the surge?

GWB: Meghan, honey, can you come in here a minute, darlin?

MO'S: Yes, Mr. President?

GWB: Meggers, I hear you're gettin reddy to write yerself a book bout all you did over there for us in Iraq.

MO'S: (Blushing) Why yes, Mr. President, I've been offered a deal with...

GWB: MegaMan, I've gotta send you back fer a little while.

MO'S: Back? Back where, Sir?

GWB: (Grinning with his lopsided squint-eyed shit-faced grin) Back t'Iraq, Megalopolis. Meg-a-Leg-a-Ding-Dong. Meggers Can't Be Choos--

MO'S: Please don't do that, Sir.

GWB: (Chuckling) This administration needs you, I need you, Multi-Megabyte--

MO'S: Sir, really. I hate that.

GWB: Bremer dint mind it when I called him Little Worthless Douchebag, now, did he?

MO'S: I believe he did mind it, yes, Sir.

GWB: Well goddamnit if there was ever a worthless little douchebag, I mean for Christ's sake he dismantled the whole Iraqi army, ain't no one here told him t'do that!

MO'S: I believe Vice President Cheney was the--

GWB: (Looking around wildly, in a panic) Is Mr. Cheney here? Is he in the building?

MO'S: (Stares at ceiling, sighing)

GWB: (Chuckling) Heh-heh. Heh. Don't scare me like that, Megiddo. You know that's a place in Israel, Megiddo, over in that Holy Land, y'know? Where the end of the world's gonna happen.

MO'S: And how's that coming along, Sir?

GWB: Iraq's done, we just gotta bomb Iran, piss off China, ignore Russia and kick a coupla retarded infants in the ass and we're there.

MO'S: Well done, Mr. President...

O.K., this is how it goes. Maliki get's overthrown the coup he's been saying is imminent. Naturally, we have all those troops there so we respond by redefeating the Iraqi Army, who are so inept and poorly lead that we kick the shit out of them a second time. Then Cheney sends in the CPA again with orders to 'do it right this time or don't come back.'

What we are witnessing is a 'do over' of epic proportions. Expect much of the same results.

It's a shame that the Burka will cover up her best assets...

- National Spelling Bee is down to just 15 adorable nerds - LA Times (spoilers if you are going to watch it tonight) - Headline of the day: Lady Who Fucked Up Iraq to Fix It - Wonkette - Gang crimes down 32%, slackers - LAT - Tommy Lasorda, representing the LA Dodgers, acquired a 40-foot bus...

I thought she was being sent to Iraq to avoid questioning by any Congressional type person tougher than shrub knob slathering Joe Lierberman?

For those keeping score, that would be Clairol number #112, Natural Dark Auburn.

The sooner she's back In Country, the sooner she's dead from an IED.

"I'd Hit It" having a slightly different meaning Over There . . . .

Get that 'h' out of your fucking name, Meghhhaaannn.

So she's from Boston, worked for Patrick Moynihan, has (or at least had) crazy red hair, and her name is Meghan O'Sullivan? Is she running for Most Irishest Girl Ever or something?

I can just imagine the Foytin' Oyrish hair-pullers that must erupt between her and Mo Dowd when the CVS has only one bottle of red dye no. 9 left.

global warming--galore!

@Motortruck: Maybe she is there to organize the .... call girls.

@WenderJCrinklebank: You deserve credit for that one. Props.

In fairness to her resume, the approval ratings for GWB took a nosedive about a month and a half before she "joined the White House staff in October 2005."

Really, thought, she adhered to conservative principles by not trying to meddle after the people had spoken.

Does she have studs in her front teeth, or does she just need to have them cleaned?

I wanna see some slash fiction with Adam Kokesh.

She's totally going to Iraq to be the new priestess for the state dept green zone coven.

while amusing - kind of - neither this post nor the comments demonstrate any knowledge whatsoever of o'sullivan's position on iraq or the middle east, or of her background. way to keep those blinders on and rattle about in the echo chamber.

@pferde_schwanz: prefers the missionary position in Iraq/Middle East?

@pferde_schwanz: You shoulda taken a left at Albaquoique. You're in the wrong neighborhood for serious political analysis. Amusing - kind of - is what we do, so thanks for the compliment.

Hmmm ... a redhead. Does this reappointment mean she's now LITERALLY the Whore of Babylon?

Meghan of Baghdad: the face that launched a thousand Humvees.

Hey baby. How bout lettin me do to you what you've done to Iraq?

Unfortunately, she doesn't quite look like that one particular picture in other photographs! Much like about 12 other D.C. politicians and political operatives also look great in one picture--but they do look DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT in all other pictures.

In other words: They get one good head-shot, and coast on that, but that one picture is not reality. There's a few Senators and Representatives who suffer from this.

Many actors do the same--they coast on that one good headshot, but in person--it can be different story. That's reality.

@superdave: You want to liberate her?

As much as I hate to get away from cynical/perverted comments on a Bush appointee (Dana Pirro is still my ho), I actually have a lot of respect for O'Sullivan. Apparently Rummy/Cheney tried to keep her off of Jay Garner's team because they wanted to have the Hitler Youth Bremmer found lying around the Heritage Foundation instead. Word on the street is that she knows her shit and is actually concerned with helping Iraqis and not just scoring political points for Bush. There's a great anecdote in State of Denial that has her shimmying along the ledge of her hotel after it was bombed and her door was blocked off- now she's going back for round 2. She tended to be the voice of dissent in the CPA and, if they had listened to her more, may have averted the shit hole we're in now. And yes, I would love to tap that as well.

@ EcceNerdo:

"Reluctantly appointed by George W. Bush to the CPA" still reads like "Appointed by George W. Bush to the CPA" to me, with all that entails.

Also:
* I would expect her to know her shit
* I would expect her concern to be with her job and not her boss.

Let's not pump up Bush Administration officials with the "soft bigotry of low expectations" shall we?

@Weathership-Tango-Delta:
That was dangerously close to serious shit. Get back to the snark, you.

Now a movie-film, coming to a theater new you...

http://disinformationministry.blogspot.com/2007/06/meagan-...

@byteArranger:

My bad. I just think we ran out of ways to say that Ms. O'Sullivan's headshot seems to make people want to get naked and rub up against her all sweaty-like.

How bout...

I'd like to occupy *her* indefinitely!

haHA--probably already been said.

Hey, never underestimate the power of a well-time blowjob in getting a deal closed between two factions that loath each other. Go Meghan. Suck hard.

I swear, Bush watched CSI or JAG or something and said, "Yeah, that's what I want my staff to look like, those gals with the laigs in them suits, you know. Tight and cut to here, so's the guys can look down 'em (heh heh). Buncha sharp chicks, you know: git things done for ya. I seen 'em on TV. Get that Arthur Branch, I bet he knows some."