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Overheard in Washington: Lots and Lots of Profanity
Maybe this doesn’t fall under “overheard,” since the person in question was yelling, but here it is. This came in from a reader earlier this afternoon:
There’s a guy outside of Brookings screaming “Fuck bush in the ass” mixed in with the occasional “fuck brookings in the ass…fucking nazis, you bush cult” etc. etc. he’s been there for about 5 minutes or so. He’s screaming at folks in their cars, passing on the sidewalk, etc. Seems like the b’kings security is in dicussion with him now…i ‘d love to hear that conversation. Tie die shirt and something about walking 2700 miles fighting hypothermia.it’s acutally nice to hear someone break it down to simple strategies.
If we had to fuck a think tank in the ass, we don’t think we’d pick Brookings. We’d probably go with the Heritage Foundation. It would be much more transgressive, since Heritage is such a dominant top. And it would be way hotter — especially after that fire they had.
Earlier: Breaking: Fire at the Heritage Foundation
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Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To Washington
Come now, people — let’s not let Brad and Angelina get our hopes up…
DC’s human beauty capital will increase approximately 4,000% (here is my evidence), sparking a dramatic increase in fashion self-awareness—an “and they saw that they were naked” kind of deal, except instead of resulting in fig-leaf loincloths and exile from paradise, this one would bring about a mass spontaneous rejection of pleated pants, navy blazers, braided belts, and low sensible heels. Finally, I wouldn’t want to get ahead of myself, but once the eye of the world turns to DC, could voting rights be far behind?
You know, even if they are buying a house here, it’s going to be one of their billion houses, spread across the entire planet (but generally near picturesque, uninhabited beaches). Could that possibly be enough to kill navy blazers in this town? Could anything, short of nuclear annihilation? And even in that event, you know Brookings or someone has a Designated Survivor Suit waiting in a concrete bunker under Annapolis.
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