Blind Item Guessing Game: This One Has It All
Sure, they’re scandal-ridden, their credibility in tatters. But the Page Six people still come up with scrumptious blind items:
WHICH Democratic party moneybags is getting divorced because he diddled with a candidate’s daughter? To cap it off, his wife, the mother of his children then had a go with her personal trainer (a woman)…
Power, sex, money — and lesbianism. What more can want out of a blind item?
We invite your guesses as to the “moneybags” and candidate’s daughter in question, either in the comments or by email (subject line: “Guessing Game”). This should get pretty interesting, pretty fast.
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Hmmm...I'd be willing to bet it's what's-his-name, the guy who owns Men's Warehouse. He's apparently stoned half the time anyway! That does make it kinda hard to recall just who you're rolling around in bed with sometimes.
by Fferret on 05/02/06 02:10 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny Fferret's suggestion, but that guy is hilarious and I really want this to be true. "Will you drive your wife into the arms of another woman by screwing around with the daughter of a political associate? I guarantee it!"
by jfruh on 05/02/06 02:51 PM
"Hmmm...I'd be willing to bet it's what's-his-name, the guy who owns Men's Warehouse."
I guarantee it.
by econdave on 05/02/06 02:57 PM
I was going to say Terry MacAuliffe, but I couldn't figure out who would fuck him. Although, that does explain why the wife might be a secret lesbian.
by Barnacle on 05/02/06 03:44 PM
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