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Blind Item Guessing Game: This One Has It All

Sure, they’re scandal-ridden, their credibility in tatters. But the Page Six people still come up with scrumptious blind items:

WHICH Democratic party moneybags is getting divorced because he diddled with a candidate’s daughter? To cap it off, his wife, the mother of his children then had a go with her personal trainer (a woman)…

Power, sex, money — and lesbianism. What more can want out of a blind item?

We invite your guesses as to the “moneybags” and candidate’s daughter in question, either in the comments or by email (subject line: “Guessing Game”). This should get pretty interesting, pretty fast.

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Hmmm...I'd be willing to bet it's what's-his-name, the guy who owns Men's Warehouse. He's apparently stoned half the time anyway! That does make it kinda hard to recall just who you're rolling around in bed with sometimes.

I can neither confirm nor deny Fferret's suggestion, but that guy is hilarious and I really want this to be true. "Will you drive your wife into the arms of another woman by screwing around with the daughter of a political associate? I guarantee it!"

"Hmmm...I'd be willing to bet it's what's-his-name, the guy who owns Men's Warehouse."

I guarantee it.

I was going to say Terry MacAuliffe, but I couldn't figure out who would fuck him. Although, that does explain why the wife might be a secret lesbian.

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