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NRO HEARS [NRO Staff]

Looks like the widespread expectation that Katherine Harris will announce this week that she is abandoning her Florida Senate race against Bill Nelson is wrong. The latest? Rep. Harris is planning on resigning from the House to underscore her determination to knock off Nelson in a race she has no intention of quitting.

Here, as our offering to the gods of poltical suicide, is another picture of Katherine Harris (and her pneumatic breasts) wearing spandex and riding a horse:

NRO HEARS [The Corner/NRO]
Earlier: Here is a Picture of Katherine Harris Wearing Pink Spandex and Riding a Horse. You May Thank Us At Your Leisure.

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