Wonkette

Dork literally means the penis of a whale. Did this video make anyone else wonder what a dork feels like? Rubbery, I'd guess, but I really don't know. Great, now I'm gonna be wondering all day.

.....I think I need some more coffee.

Is Obama taking our white women away?

"Psst, Harold, I mean Obama, Call me..." *wink*

Oh, Glorious Day! Truly, the Internet has broken America's citizenry free from the tyranny of the Main-Stream Media. Now we-the-people are finally able to have the meaningful and inspiring political dialogues that really matter to the common man--something the professional journalist class never understood. Oh Gatekeeper, your repressive services are no longer required. Let the YouTube Revolution begin! Huzzah!

I don't have time to watch right now...do the Romney triplets...make out?

"Why can't Obama Girl just pick a position?"

Now where's the fun in that? It might be okay for the Romney Girls, but us deviant libtards gotta have variety and experimentation.

@Freedumb: Only a dork would know that...

"Why can't the Obama Girl just pick a position?"

Who the (*&^%#! cares WHAT position she wants?

I'm THERE, BABY!!!

Romney's Aryan triplets... his SS-like security detail... now this is a man who can protect us from the Muslims!

Glad to see that the 2008 Campaign will feature sex, drugs and rock-and-roll.

I'm sick of the other 'hot button' issues like Abortion, The War on Christmas, crap like that.

Sorry, nothing with Glenn Beck could possibly be worth watching until the end.

can't believe that sexpot kucinich lost out to obama.

Was that Mitt Romney's Ocean of American Purity that she was wallowing around in?

@Neilist: I don't want one position. I want all positions.

/ruby rod

(& remember, folks: see "Rush Hour 3" this weekend. Starring Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan. Directed by Brett Ratner.)